Jaw-Dropping Therapy

I’ve done physical therapy for just about every body part I own—so I figured I was finished. Turns out, I forgot one: my jaw. Now I’m doing daily “jaw exercises” with a gadget that makes me look like I’ve lost a bet… and drooling like a teething Saint Bernard wasn’t even in the instructions.

2026-04-11T14:00:11-05:00April 12th, 2026|Uncategorized|1 Comment

When Losing Finally Pays Off

I never win anything. Not on cruises, not at raffles. But last Friday in Abita Springs, divine justice finally prevailed. I am now the proud owner of a roll of aluminum foil, and I’ve never felt more like a legend. Read about my "triumphant" week of doing absolutely nothing.

2026-04-04T20:52:53-05:00April 5th, 2026|Uncategorized|2 Comments

20 Perks Of Growing Older

I recently saw a T-shirt that read, “I thought getting old would take longer,” and honestly… same. Between mysterious aches, reading glasses for the large print, and a social life that now includes doctor’s waiting rooms, getting older has arrived a little faster than expected. But after some very serious research (okay, a few minutes online), I discovered there are actually some surprising perks to aging…

2026-03-21T15:34:04-05:00March 22nd, 2026|Uncategorized|1 Comment
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