Several years ago, Hubby and I were traveling when we came across a sign posted by a body of water. “No Swimming. Don’t Feed the Alligators.” I thought this sign was hilarious, but it turns out there are many of these signs posted in various parts of the state, and they are meant to be taken seriously. I suppose it wouldn’t have struck me as so funny if the warnings had been reversed. But the second warning would certainly cause me to reconsider if I were in any way tempted to disobey the sign by taking a plunge.

Here are some more signs spotted in various places to give you a chuckle.

1. Without Freedom of Speech, We Wouldn’t Know Who the Idiots Are

2. A sign posted on a backyard patrolled by Chihuahuas: Death from the Ankles Down

3. In Case of Fire, Exit Building Before Tweeting About It

4. Beware of the Dog. The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either

5. Beware of Smartphone Zombies

6. Sign on a Baptist church marquee: Whoever Stole our AC Units, Keep One. It is Hot Where You’re Going

7. Sign on a Chinese restaurant: No! We No See Cat of Yours. No More Ask Please

8. Notice: Thank You For Noticing This New Notice. Your Noticing it Has Been Noted

9. No Wifi. Talk to Each Other. Pretend it’s 1993

10. Roadside Sign: Slow Down. The Cop Hides Behind This Sign

11. A house for sale sign: Not Haunted

12. A sign pointing to restrooms: Men to The Left Because Women are Always Right

13. I Was Addicted to Hokey Pokey, but I Turned Myself Around

14. Do Not Breathe Under the Water (Refer back to #1)

15. Posted by a cemetery: Dead End

16. This is a Private Sign. Please Do Not Read

17. Take My Ex’s Stuff Yard Sale. It’s All Gotta Go! Just Like Him!

18. On This Spot 1st April 1780. Nothing Happened

19. On a church marquee: Don’t Make Me Come Down There—God

20. A sign posted at a zoo: Do Not Stand, Sit, Climb, or Lean on Fences. If You Fall, Animals Could Eat You, and That Might Make Them Sick

21. To the Thief Who Took My Anti-Depressants: I Hope You’re Happy

22. At a business: RIP, Frank. Help Wanted

23. At the Dollar Tree: Scan for Price

24. At a bakery: Please Use Tongues to Pick Pastries. (Yes, spelling IS important.)

25. Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor. The Cockroaches Are Getting Cancer

Have you encountered some funny signs? If so, share them

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